“You’re awesome, Jeff,” says Dog,
“and there’s nothing else to do,
but to take off this hot collar
and to howl a song for you.”

So the pooch he opens wide,
and begins to yelp a song–
from the corner of his eye
he sees a squirrel, she strums along

on a handsome ukulele
and you know, she’s not half bad.
So he says, “Hon, you play backup,”
then he speeds it up a tad.

But though he tries to focus
on the music and the choral,
he finds it quite impossible–
he has to chase that squirrel!

So he lunges and he grabs her
but the ukulele’s strings…
well, they tangle ’round his nether parts—
and man, can that dog sing!