Okay--here's a  QUIZ:

1. My first name:
 
1. Is from a poem my parents loved by Ogden Nash,                                   "Always Marry An April Girl".

            Always Marry an April Girl

         by Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

Praise the spells and bless the charms,
I found April in my arms.
April golden, April cloudy,
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy;
April soft in flowered languor,
April cold with sudden anger,
Ever changing, ever true --
I love April, I love you.

  2. Is the sound the crowd makes when they see a really, really great athlete ("Aye.....Pro!")
  3. Comes from the word meaning "open"
  4. All of the above

2. Our dog, Rosie:

  1. Is a pure bred all-American mutt
  2. Is afraid of kittens
  3. Is the smartest dog on earth (okay, except for yours)
  4. Will eat anything except salad dressing and oranges
  5. Looks as if she has Cleopatra's eye make-up
  6. All of the above

3. My favorite book is:

  1. The Complete Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  2. Harold and The Purple Crayon by Crockett Johnson
  3. Charlotte's Web by E.B. White
  4. The Worst Is Over: what to say when every moment counts by Judith Acosta    and Judith Simon Prager
  5. True Believer by Virginia Euwer Wolffe
  5. Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott                                                                                (about writing--and life--very smart, very funny ~)

4. The thing I am embarrassed to admit is:

  1. I can't keep my office neat—where does all this PAPER come from?!?
  2. I stay up 'til 3 am so I sleep until 10 am
  3. When I was a teen, I had an altar in my closet to the goddess of agriculture.
  4. When I was in elementary school, I named my knees
  5. All of the above

5. It’s all true… 

  1.    In college, I named my bike Annie Greensprings.
  2.    My first car’s name was Prince.  He was a Valiant.
  3.    My second car’s name was Willy.  He was a Datsun.
  4.    My deep red Volvo’s name was Ruby.  I had her fourteen years.
  5.    The bike I have now is Neon Leon.
  6.    My new car’s name is Cloud.  She’s white.  Guess what's painted on her?

6. I am terrified of writing because:

  1. What are you supposed to do with all that white space??
  2. What are you supposed to do with all that white space??
  3. What if what I write is awful?
  4. What if what I write is just okay?
  5. What if I can't come up with any cool, original ideas?
  6. AAAAArrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!!
  7. All of the above

7. I write because:

  1. All of the below
  2. I get to make up all the rules
  3. If I don't write, I'm really crabby (ask my family!)
  4. When I’m writing, I’m on another planet
  5. When I’m really writing--really cranking, I am soaring, soaring--flying high ~
  6. All of the above
 

Answers to all of the above: All of the above!



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